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with all of the foregoing, you may not access the website.
This website is for informational purposes only. It is provided to you solely for your own personal, non-commercial use. You may link to and refer to this website freely. I absolutely do not guarantee the accuracy, timeliness, reliability or completeness of any of the information contained on, downloaded or accessed from this website.
Most (if not all) of what is on this website is simply made up and should be treated as such. Don't blame me for your own propensity for believing everything you read.
I make no efforts whatsoever to safeguard the privacy of the information you provide me, period.
I do not assume any liability for any damage you may experience or costs you may incur as a result of any transmissions over the Internet or other publicly accessible networks, such as transmissions involving the exchange of e-mail with me (including those which may contain your personal information - see preceding section). If you don't like this, what are you doing on the internet?
In no event will the information you provide to me through this website be deemed to be confidential, create any fiduciary obligations to you on my part, or result in any liability to you on my part in the event that such information is inadvertently released by me or accessed by third parties without our consent.
The performance of this website and all information contained on, downloaded or accessed from this website are provided to you on an "as is" basis, without warranties of any kind whatsoever, including any implied warranties or warranties of merchantability, fitness for a particular purpose or non-infringement of the rights of third parties. If something weird happens to your computer because you accessed this website, you cannot blame me in any way. I will tolerate one nasty note and nothing more.
The only exception to this is that you are allowed to send a second email of complaint only on the following condition: you must send me verifiable video footage of you standing in the middle of a busy city street, naked and shouting the words: "I am not insane! Robots eat squeaky toys for fuel!" You must do this for one hour or until your arrest.
I reserve the right to modify, disable access to or discontinue, temporarily or permanently, any part or all of this website or any information contained thereon without liability or notice to you. I tell you this for no particular reason since you cannot do much about it anyway.
As a visitor to this website, you acknowledge and agree that any reliance on or use by you of any information available on this website shall be entirely at your own risk. In no event shall Owner nor any of its data providers, friends, allies or hangers-on be liable for any direct, indirect, consequential or exemplary damages arising from the use or the performance of this website.
You agree to follow all applicable laws and regulations when using this website and further agree that you will not transmit junk mail, chain letters, or other unsolicited bulk e-mail or duplicative messages to any email address listed on this site without agreeing to pay to Michael Fergusson the sum of US$10,612.23 per item. By sending any of the above listed communications to any email address listed on the site, you indicate your agreement to pay said fee.
My policy is to comply with all intellectual property laws and to act quickly upon receiving any notice of claimed infringement. If you believe that your work has been reproduced on this website in a manner that constitutes copyright infringement, please let me know immediately by sending email to michael[at]fergusson.net.